So alright, here's the situation. I was at a thrift store before heading to college today, and I see something that catches my attention. It's a book, discarded and forgotten like many others on the shelf, so I pick it up.
I read "Micheal Jackson" in big bold letters and open it to see none other than the King of Pop clad in glittery pants and boots which could easily be seen in a women's shoe store these days.
Needless to say, nonsensical stuff has always made me happy, so this book had me excited. Sadly though, I was completely broke at the time, so I put the book down and began to leave when suddenly this old woman notices my predicament